in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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