So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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