Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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