i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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