I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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