how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize