I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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