My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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