Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
