I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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