my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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