is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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