Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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