we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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