Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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