Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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