Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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