what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
