David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
