It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I have post one night stand depression
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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