Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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