420 ftw
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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