he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I love you.
Bad choice
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