Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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