Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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