so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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