i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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