i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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