Non-Jews are for practice
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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