I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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