just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
