Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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