i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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