Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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