Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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