Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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