Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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