The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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