just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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