I will die if light touches me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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