i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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