I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I need a beard to bite.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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