I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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