? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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