Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
