If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
