and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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