id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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