Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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