69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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