i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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