Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
